Commending the Coat Condom
I love Chinese food. Hot and sizzling. The burn-my-insides kind. But living on the East Coast, I can’t often find my very own gastronomic Chernobyl, a dish that pulverizes my insides while I sweat. And cough. And mutter This is SO GOOD.
MTM treated me to real Chinese last night.
I couldn’t get past the Coat Condom.
Protection. The server draped it over the back of my chair to protect my coat. In case some dish had an unfortunate ejaculation as it passed my way.
I don’t know what that says about me exactly.
But I’ll take it.
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