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Everything’s Coming Up Balls

MTM popped his treble dose of a certain pill and curled up beside me. “What’re you reading?”

I flashed a magazine.

NY Mag

“Highbrow trash. I thought it might zap my jet lag and put me right to sleep.”


Well, at least it put HIM to sleep.

I popped in my earplugs and continued reading. Almost an hour later, I screamed.

“Wha—” MTM was one startled human erection.

“LooklooklookLOOK!” I wagged my junk in his face.


“How many of those things did you take tonight?”

“I, uh………don’t remember.”

MTM darted from bed and shut himself in the bathroom. One minute. Five minutes. Twenty minutes tick past.




“Checking for shrinkage!”




27 Comments Post a comment
  1. OMG! MTM is such a good sport. And? Results?

    June 20, 2014
  2. LMAO! I can’t believe MTM let you post that picture! LMAO! PS: MY gf and I just started taking melatonin. Should we be afraid?

    June 20, 2014
  3. Alice #

    That. Picture. Is. Amazing.

    June 20, 2014
  4. What that man will do for you!

    June 20, 2014
  5. Snort! Too funny.

    You would think there would be swelling, not shrinkage, with you wagging your junk in his face.

    June 20, 2014
  6. There’s absolutely NO shrinkage to his devotion to you or his willingness to be the Laurel to your Hardy!

    June 20, 2014
  7. #

    Thats hilarious ! I took it more for almost 2 weeks and it did not work for me!

    June 20, 2014
  8. so, so funny!

    June 20, 2014
  9. lol, MTM is hilarious! Funny picture!

    June 20, 2014
  10. Had it been a ‘different’ little pill, would he have still allowed you to take the pic? Very funny! 🙂

    June 20, 2014
  11. __________. [That blank line is me. MTM stunned me into silence.] Now the song, “What You Won’t Do for Love” is going through my mind.

    June 20, 2014
  12. Teresa Mello #

    Absolutely, true love! MTM is the best sport!

    June 20, 2014
  13. Delightful story. My takeaway is: Never Trust A Pink Pill… you can never know for certain what it’s really up to. 😉

    June 20, 2014
  14. Oh my GOD that picture is fucking PRICELESSS

    June 20, 2014
  15. Jet lag has also been known to produce “wild or violent dreams.” Shrinkage? Not in my experience. 🙂

    June 20, 2014
  16. I loved the line “wagged my junk.” Two more words “high classed,” would have caused me to convulse. Very funny.

    June 20, 2014
  17. If ever the phrase amaze-balls fit…

    June 20, 2014
  18. tarakianwarrior #

    Well I can attest that it hasn’t shrunk my balls…you know…the ones I carry on my chest? Ha. However, I wish it would shrink the “V”. 😉

    June 20, 2014
  19. John Coleman #

    Significant shrinkage! Thanks for the reminder. John

    June 20, 2014
  20. You can’t fool me. He was just taking a shortcut to inspecting his toenails.
    I wonder what the heck causes me to wind UP after the sun goes down?

    June 20, 2014
  21. Obviously, you need to wave your junk in his face more often to stave off shrinkage, I’d say. Then again, you don’t want him coming out of the bathroom like this:

    Yeah, I used this video already, but it’s an all purpose goodie bag of laughs… 😀

    June 21, 2014
  22. Good Luck Duck #

    Wowzers! Sac of jewels undiminished, I presume.

    June 21, 2014
  23. Funny, Andra!

    June 21, 2014
  24. Oh, Andra…all I can say is that our guys are really “swell” sports for indulging in our posts. 🙂

    June 22, 2014
  25. Lance #

    I’m in shock and awe at MTM letting you post that. when I meet him I will congratulate him on doing great things for you and your blog.

    June 23, 2014
  26. That phot should be used for a caption writing contest!

    June 25, 2014
  27. Very funny! Sometimes the smallest things are the best, in writing that is.

    June 25, 2014

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