Everything’s Coming Up Balls
MTM popped his treble dose of a certain pill and curled up beside me. “What’re you reading?”
I flashed a magazine.
“Highbrow trash. I thought it might zap my jet lag and put me right to sleep.”
Well, at least it put HIM to sleep.
I popped in my earplugs and continued reading. Almost an hour later, I screamed.
“Wha—” MTM was one startled human erection.
“LooklooklookLOOK!” I wagged my junk in his face.
“How many of those things did you take tonight?”
“I, uh………don’t remember.”
MTM darted from bed and shut himself in the bathroom. One minute. Five minutes. Twenty minutes tick past.
‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE????”
“Checking for shrinkage!”