Dead People Follow Me, and They Talk to Me
Yes, they talk to me. Really. Lewis and Clark.
Am I mad?
Yes, People. Meriwether Lewis and William Clark have Twitter accounts. If you’re not familiar with Lewis-and-Clark-Speak, I told them to have lots of sex over the weekend.
They favorited my message.
They liked getting busy with the Natives, after all.
Here’s to a week full of the business.
For Lewis and Clark.
And for all of us.
TODAY’S MERIWETHER LEWIS BIRTHDAY MONTH TRIVIA QUESTION:
WHO WAS WILLIAM CLARK’S COMMANDING OFFICER WHEN CLARK MET LEWIS?
Answer to yesterday’s Meriwether Lewis Birthday Month Trivia Question: LEWIS AND CLARK OBSERVED WHAT ANCIENT GEOLOGICAL CONDITION IN THEIR EXPLORATION OF THE EASTERN COLUMBIA PLATEAU?
ANSWER: FLOODING FROM ANCIENT GLOBAL WARMING. From the Idaho border to the entrance to the Columbia River Gorge, ancient glacial melt stripped and abraded the volcanic landscape. Many basalt formations noted by Lewis and Clark can still be seen today along the Snake and Upper Columbia.
To Live Forever: An Afterlife Journey of Meriwether Lewis is just $2.99 on Kindle during August in celebration of Meriwether Lewis’ Birthday Month. Click below to give someone the gift of READING!!
To check out the entire Meriwether Lewis Birthday Month Series, follow the links below:
Lewis and Clark: Screwing Their Way Across a Continent
Lewis and Clark and Sex Bombs
Who Was Meriwether Lewis Godfather?
If Meriwether Lewis Had Lived to be 80
Lewis and Clark and Old Blue Eyes
The Lion Will Lie Down With the Lamb
My Natchez Trace Walk Featured in We Proceeded On